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Trashcan looks like an imposter! SUS! My Pants look like an imposter! SUS! My house looks like an imposter! SUS! EvErYtHiNg Is AmOgUs AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHMOGUS!!!!! Sus Sus Sus Amogus

Twashcan wooks wike an impostew! SUS! My Pants wook wike an impostew! SUS! My house wooks wike an impostew! SUS! EvEwYtHiNg Is AmOgUs AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHMOGUS!!!!! Sus 💦 Sus 💦 Sus 💦 Amogus

Trashcan 🗑✊ looks 👁 like 👍 an imposter 😡😤! SUS 💦! My Pants 👖 look 👁 like 💖 an imposter 🚫! SUS 🌈🏳️‍🌈! My house 🏠 looks 👀 like 😄 an imposter 😡😤! SUS 💦! EvErYtHiNg 💯 Is AmOgUs AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHMOGUS!!!!! Sus Sus Sus Amogus

Trashcan😂looks😂like😂an😂imposter! SUS! My😂Pants😂look😂like😂an😂imposter! SUS! My😂house😂looks😂like😂an😂imposter! SUS! EvErYtHiNg😂Is😂AmOgUs AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHMOGUS!!!!! This is based on real events.

I was in my room laying on my bed thinking about life when suddenly I get a call from amogus. I was scared. Devastated. I didn't know what to do. I felt like I was going to die if I didn't pick up that call. I felt like my life was going to change. I pick up the call and I hear a old man moaning furiously. I said "why you actin' sus" AND THAT'S WHEN EVERYTHING CHANGED. The man stopped moaning and told me to come to the amogus street at 3 am today. I was scared. I didn't know what to do. I didn't tell anyone about this. Hours passed and then when it hit 2:30 am; my phone started going wild and started playing the amogus rap from youtube on max volume. I couldn't stop it. I threw my phone out of the window and it broke. At 2:45 am, I left my house and started heading towards the amogus street. As I was getting closer, my heart started beating faster. Little did I know, my whole life was about to change. At 3 am, I was there, at the amogus street. Out of nowhere, THE AMOGUS CHARACTER APPEARS and STRIPS ME DOWN TO MY UNDERWEARS AND STARTS SPEAKING RANDOM STUFF. I didn't realise it at first but after 14.20 seconds, I realised it. I got cursed by THAT AMOGUS CHARACTER. I now have the AMOGUS Curse. At every night 3 am I start walking on my own, I head towards the amogus street and then I STRIP DOWN TO MY UNDERWEARS AND CURSE ANOTHER HUMAN WITH THE amogus CURSE. Since that day, I perform that ritual every night at 3 am. My life has become amogus. STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONGUS I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT my friends on Tik Tok send me memes on Discord it's fucking memes I was in a server, right, and AAALLL of the channels were just Among Us stuff. I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and the logo I flipped it and went "Hey babe, when the underwear sus" HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING breathes DINGDINGDING. I looked at a trashcan and went "that's a bit sussie" I look at my penis I think of the astronaut's helmet and I go "penis more like pen-SUS" breathes AAAAAAAHHHHHH I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore. Please fucking end my suffering. I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore. Please fucking end my suffering.